elcome to Apocalypse and other stuff Now!, your online revelation guide into the recorded parables, visions, and dreams that make up the Bible's prophetic texts. Our aim in attracting your readership is not to convert you. We want to equip you "to rightly divide" God's prophetic word for yourself.
That's right. For yourself. Too many within the church today approach the study of Bible prophecy through the eyes of a favorite "expert" instead of a researched observation of what Scripture actually says. Because this is true, many prophecy texts when "studied", go completely "unstudied", as words are sloppily overlooked and unconsciously read into passages to substantiate previously formulated doctrines and beliefs.
Chowderhead misreading the literal nature of Revelation's prophetic symbolism and misplacing its chronological sequence to fit particular perspectives; reversing to repeat the book's message at chapter 12 (regardless of literal trumpet/bowl differences); attributing its seven church letters to various church ages through which we have never historically passed; and disassociating its coming woes from the supernatural work of God (nuclear war) are all common "expert" views.
These really dumb interpretive ideas have evolved over the years from a common theological perspective that applies the literal rules of biblical interpretation (hermeneutics) to the Gospels and Epistles, but zones out into a nebulous hodge-podge of surreal fantasy when approaching the New Testament's only prophetic book. Eschatology Today refers to those who believe and publish this popular nonliteral perspective as the prophetically correct press. Their published works and TV shows are believed by many Christians just like those who believe the politically correct main stream press- the Propagazzi-without checking other news sources or purported facts.
"Behold, I have told you in advance." -Matthew 24:25
The God who revealed world history "in advance" simply isn't as confused as these teachings permit. Some of the visions and dreams recorded in Scripture are prophetic movies with a parabolic message regarding a person, place, or thing. Others are literal Holy Spirit snapshots given in real time. To understand either requires the presumption of God's literal intent.
So Eschatology Today proposes to make you a "schmart" interpretive expert in the study disciplines of hermeneutics (the art and science of literal biblical interpretation) and pneumatology (study of the Holy Spirit) to give you the tools you need to interpret God's divine prophetic stream. Click on to our fundamental study article, "Interpreting the Rules of Revelation," to get started.
Literal intent, chronological ascent, key words, and key events, are our clarion calls for discovering the Bible's prophetic truths. Those who won't challenge the principles or commit to study Scripture will always be chowderheads at the mercy of the "mainstream prophetic press," parroting whatever they broadcast or write without analyzing the facts. Squak! Many of their sites are posted on Eschatology Today to give you their research and point of view. Some of what they write is good. Just don't forget to put their teachings to Eschatology Today's hermeneutic test.
We also want to make you laugh, because without humor, who can survive the daily mercurial and farcical buffoonery that drives our political and religious tricycles around the world today?
And of course, we keep our readers regularly informed on major world events that may relate to key eschatological texts. Piecing together the who, what, when, where, and why's of Bible prophecy fulfillment is like putting the pieces of a puzzle together while looking through a dark glass. But the pieces are on the board, and the picture is forming a view. So we keep our readers regularly informed on major world events.
So, what are you waiting for? Go ahead. Click around, and start getting "schmart" as your own eschatologian.
Matthew 24:4-8 4 And Jesus answered and said to them, "See to it that no one misleads you. 5 "For many will come in My name, saying, 'I am the Christ,' and will mislead many. 6 "And you will be hearing of wars and rumors of wars; see that you are not frightened, for those things must take place, but that is not yet the end. 7 "For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom, and in various places there will be famines and earthquakes. 8 "But all these things are merely the beginning of birth pangs.
Dorsal Fins Circle White House You've got to wonder when White House political guru David Axelrod will look at the churning pools of poll data and, like Chief Brody in "Jaws," say: "We're gonna need a bigger boat."
Zechariah 12:9-11 9 "And it will come about in that day that I will set about to destroy all the nations that come against Jerusalem. 10 "And I will pour out on the house of David and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the Spirit of grace and of supplication, so that they will look on Me whom they have pierced; and they will mourn for Him, as one mourns for an only son, and they will weep bitterly over Him, like the bitter weeping over a first-born. 11 "In that day there will be great mourning in Jerusalem, like the mourning of Hadadrimmon in the plain of Megiddo.
9/12/09 Pictures of the Day That Changed America Tea Party On! Romans 1:25 25 For they exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen.
Matthew 11:16-19 16 "But to what shall I compare this generation? It is like children sitting in the market places, who call out to the other children, 17 and say, 'We played the flute for you, and you did not dance; we sang a dirge, and you did not mourn.' 18 "For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, 'He has a demon!' 19 "The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Behold, a gluttonous man and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners!' Yet wisdom is vindicated by her deeds."
Media Research Center The Vast Left-Wing Media Conspiracy-Barnes Everyone knew most of the press corps was hoping for Obama in 2008. Newly released emails show that hundreds of them were actively working to promote him. ...spose it takes an intellectual today to see their propaganda purpose in all things Left... Journalism today: A haven for parasites and double-dealers Matthew 24:14 14 "And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in the whole world for a witness to all the nations, and then the end shall come."
